Doing it properly?

When giving a presentation last year about how much a DBA should do to get to the bottom of a problem; in a discussion between Martin Widlake, myself, and the audience we amusingly concluded that we probably shouldn’t be doing things quite right first time.

 

What do I mean by this? Well, we should be doing things right-enough. We don’t want anything to fail. We want the project you are working on to succeed. BUT, where is the mileage in doing everything right first time? NOBODY got commended by their management for implementing a really efficient IOT in the original schema design over and above a Heap. How many people will ooh and aah, and give you a really big bonus, over than nifty single table hash cluster that makes the system just Zing? Or the really, really clever statistics design. Nobody ever notices when the implementation is just right.

 

That said, even when you have plenty of influence over the design, spend ages getting it right, ensuring all the right bits are partitioned in the right way, the right services on the more appropriate nodes, seriously exceed the required number of transaction per seconds as they gave you a much bigger set of servers and SAN resources than you asked for, and then the Developers go and use an ORM like Hibernate and mess the whole thing up:

- Can you just change the query to work like this…. No.
- You query appears to be mixing ANSI-standard SQL with Oracle-syntax SQL. Can you please be consistent as this isn’t a good idea… No.
– You want me to write a trigger to audit when a new record has a different value in a column because you don’t know how to write a join, and you have no idea what a Windowing function is in SQL. Oh, you don’t actually understand SQL at all!

Some days it’s just not worth chewing through the straps.

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One Response to Doing it properly?

  1. Dom Brooks says:

    Sad but true… things have to go at least slightly wrong from time to time or people stop fully appreciating the effort and subsequent impact of getting it right.

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